"To the Golden Arches it is, then! There's one down the block from my building. Disgusting stuff, but it's delicious. That and Taco Bell. I swear I can feel it sickening my body as I eat it, but damned if I care!"

It wasn't as though he lived off of the stuff. But it was like nothing he'd ever tasted back home - as was much of the food here in America.

"And of course there's dozens of places that'll just bring you food right to your door, instead of having to go and get it! It's like some god given miracle, when it's ten o'clock at night and you're pleasantly drunk and craving pizza and nothing else. And lo, it can be yours!"